This video contains content from NBC Universal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds "I am bulletproof." 50,513 views Jun 26, 2015 254 Dislike Save mwjr909 78 subscribers. Bill Clinton Reads the Paula Jones Deposition to the Nation - SNL Saturday Night Live 465K views 9 years ago Clinton Bedroom Cold Opening - Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live. Entered Race: Jan. 28, 2019Dropped Out:Jan. 10, 2020, The "Healing the Soul of America" author and founder of Project Angel Food announced her candidacy during a political rally at the Saban Theater in Los Angeles on Jan. 28. But please dont tell Mrs.Clinton. In his year as a candidate and eight years in office, Clinton was impersonated on 73 episodes of SNLthe record for any president as of the 32nd season. After meeting Clinton at a New York fund-raiser, Phil told DavidLetterman, I found out the hard way that he really doesnt likewhat I do. The overseas crowd apparently was skittish, too. During Phils 1993 appearance on CNNs Larry King Live, he oncesaid, the shows producers tried and failed to have Clinton call in. if(typeof ez_ad_units != 'undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[320,50],'democraticunderground_com-medrectangle-1','ezslot_4',177,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-democraticunderground_com-medrectangle-1-0');if(typeof ez_ad_units != 'undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[320,50],'democraticunderground_com-medrectangle-1','ezslot_5',177,'0','1'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-democraticunderground_com-medrectangle-1-0_1'); .medrectangle-1-multi-177{border:none !important;display:block !important;float:none !important;line-height:0px;margin-bottom:7px !important;margin-left:auto !important;margin-right:auto !important;margin-top:7px !important;max-width:100% !important;min-height:50px;padding:0;text-align:center !important;} But would he just come by and even say Hello, Linda? (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) HAMMOND: (As Bill Clinton) Next time, you best bring kryptonite. Hammonds appearance came late in the sketch, when he confused Baldwins Trump, who didnt understand why Bill Clinton would be there. Jamie Gangel: Do you feel bad about what youve done? The Buzz Stuff VIDEO: "I am bulletproof." Darrell Hammond as President Bill Clinton on SNL, following Clinton's acquittal pf perjury and obstruction of justice. He gives thumbs-up as he declares ], Bill Clinton: I am bulletproof. Bernie Sanders is the latest to end the race for the Oval Office. I was there! Shortly after the Senate took the final votes on the articles of impeachment, President Clinton held a press conference in the White House rose garden. Clinton has beautiful hands [and] long fingers,Phil said in explaining his Clinton approach for the umpteenth time. If you keep your mouth shut, and your eyes closed, youre gonna be alright. Therefore, shes not one of [ holds up his book for a plug ] The Greatest Generation which is number one on the New York Times bestseller list, for the second week in a row. You betrayed your friend by taping private phone conversations. The mayor of Miramar, Florida, a city near Miami, is a first-generation American who has called for end the filibuster and erasing student debt. Costume-wise, owing to his self-described Mr. In January the former Starbucks CEO expressed initial interest in running. I did what I did because Im a patriot. |-- Ask the Administrators SNL Transcripts: Kate Hudson: 10/14/00: Rabun to Shuri, SNL Transcripts: Julia Louis-Dreyfus: 03/17/07: Restless Penis Syndrome, SNL Transcripts: Jackie Chan: 05/20/00: The Ladies Man, SNL Transcripts: Tom Brady: 04/16/05: Weekend Update with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, SNL Transcripts: Bob Newhart: 05/10/80: Bob Newharts Monologue, SNL Transcripts: Louis Gossett, Jr.: 10/02/82: The Web, SNL Transcripts: Will Ferrell: 05/16/09: Inside The NBA, SNL Transcripts: Will Ferrell: 05/14/05: TV Funhouse. And everyone else is out partying. In my farewell speech the other night, I talked about bringing down the debt, and, you know, about keeping free trade a priority, and I may have bragged a little about making this country a better place. The Minnesota Democrat, first elected to the U.S. Senate in 2006, announced her bid on Feb. 10, 2019, saying that she wanted to work for "everyone who wanted their work recognized." He also told Costas this, half- jokingly or not, ofhis comedic targets: I think deep down you want to kill the person,at least in my case.. Its less intimidating than a fist or a finger point. Fast food is theleast of our worries. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mabJPTS8lvw&list=PLR1yRC7oNE6BfLao7zdoW3V4sdS-Jx6oW&index=37&t=0s ", Biden has also been prone to embarrassing slips of the tongue, among them placing the assassinations of RFK and MLK in "the late '70s," mistaking his campaign's text number for a website, waxing nostalgic about his friendships with Senate segregationists, and saying "poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.". Important Notices: By participating on this discussion Stopping by a McDonalds to chatwith real people about real issues, Phils cartoonishly bubble- assedpresident-electwearing a University of Arkansas sweatshirt, a Georgetownbaseball cap, and his usual sex-you-up expression snarfs downportions of an Egg McMuffin, a McLean sandwich, a McDLT, aChicken McNugget, french fries, a Filet O Fish, a hot apple pie, asoda, a milk shake, and a young boys discarded pickles while discussingloans for small businesses and college students and holding forthon the nefarious doings of Somali warlords. The guys gotta make some money! Castro was the only Latino candidate in the running, and he said in a video released by his campaign that he's "not done fighting.". Tape Monica and try to bring down the president. ", The former mayor of San Antonio -- and former Obama cabinet member -- supports immigration reform and eliminating lead poisoning. For more information see The . Tom Brokaw: On Friday, after months of impeachment turmoil, William Jefferson Clinton was acquitted on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice. Former President Bill Clinton: Good evening, my fellow Americans. ", Entered Race: March 1, 2019 Dropped Out: Aug. 21, 2019. Bill Murray/Delbert McClinton: Directed by Dave Wilson, Mary Pat Kelly. Bernie Sanders, the runner-up in the 2016 contest for the Democratic nomination, had a momentous campaign for the presidency with policies championing economic equality and rhetoric advocating for a political revolution that drew him scores of dedicated supporters. | ContactUs | PrivacyPolicy. John Goodman, [ Open on still of NBC Special Report ]. [18] Beck Bennett played Clinton once, in 2013. Its some kind of intellectual facility that just allows you to hearsomething and realize what muscles in your throat to tweak, where youhave to pitch it. In Clintons case, Phil seized on his allergies, whichcaused post- nasal drip and gave his voice a slight scratchiness. Male V/O: And now, an NBC Special Report with Tom Brokaw. venerdi bread stockists australia / 2. Jamie Gangel: No! In the six and a half years between the announcement of his candidacy through the end of SNL's eleventh season, President Ronald Reagan had appeared as a sketch character on SNL 25 times, less than his predecessor, Jimmy Carter, had in a comparatively uneventful five years. Until then, Phils most successfulClinton portrayal to date had been pre-election, when he played thethen-governor bragging about Arkansas dismally low literacy rate. But Im not here to talk about that. Harris came out of the gate strong with a solid showing at the first debate, but failed to carry that momentum. But as the Democratic primary elections arrived, his campaign's disappointing performance widened the gap toward the nomination between the Vermont senator and his main competitor, Joe Biden. I dont have to think about whats responsible and right. DARRELL HAMMOND: (As Bill Clinton) I am bulletproof. But on March 5, 2020, following a disappointing Super Tuesday performance, Warren officially ended her bid for the presidency. No votes so far! Jamie Gangel: I will, but did you see King Ralph? But what I really wanted to say was, Suck on it! Suck.. on.. it. Suck on it. Maybe its the booze talking, but Im pretty sure I took more crap from more people than any President in history, and yet I remain the most popular since Roosevelt, so yall just suck on it! Ill start you off: on October 29th, 1973, George W. Bush did three lines of cocaine and joined in an orgy in a public swimming pool in Houston. Although he . For a majority of us, that's a hard pill to swallow! President Bill Clinton addresses the nation to talk about his impeachment trial, and then promises not to gloat as he ends his presidential term. Armisen closed out the sketch, playing President Erdogan of Turkey, offering any help he might be able to offer with the impeachment situation. Oh my lord, I would never come home.. Thats why when peoplego, Are you going to try and do Clinton? I go, Well, theguy already is Clinton. He does him perfectly, so what isthe point? [ shakes off his bourbon ] Now that Im an ordinary citizen, I can do that! The former congressman from El Paso, Texas, announced he is running for president on March 14, saying: "This is a defining moment of truth for this country and for every single one of us," and that the challenges have never been greater. But short of funds and media attention, he dropped out. 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Bill Murray: [during goodnights] Uh, Danny, John, Gilda, Laraine, Garrett, Jane, [rolls his eyes trying to remember if he's forgotten anyone]. Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) reviews Independence Day, saying he loved the part of the movie where the First Lady dies and thinks that character of the beautiful stripper could have been. What is your reaction to John Goodmans impression of you on Saturday Night Live? [12] According to Hammond, he met Clinton at the White House before the event "in full Clinton drag". Copyright 2014 by the author and reprinted by permission of St. Martins Press, LLC. (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) HEYE: If Donald Trump is. However, despite his eight-year term, he has . This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.